Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (6)

By | May 26, 2007

Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the whole world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Isn’t Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachute?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

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