Things you would never know without the movies (1)

By | July 28, 2007

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reached up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If staying in a haunted house, women would investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

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