The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you’re just browsing.
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets in.
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
There’s always a car riding your tail when you’re slowing down to find an address.
Three hours and three meetings after lunch, you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
The radio station doesn’t tell you who sang that song.
You rub on hand cream and can’t turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
You can’t look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don’t know how to spell it.