Natural laws? (2)

Boob’s Law:
You always find something in the last place you look.

Weiler’s Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Conway’s Law:
In any organization, there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

Iron Law of Distribution:
Them that has, gets.

Heller’s Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.

Osborne’s Law:
Variables won’t; constants aren’t.

Main’s Law:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Weinberg’s Second Law:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

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