Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (9)

By | April 4, 2008

I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that there is wet paint on a wall, you will have to touch it to be sure?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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