Singlish by the numbers

By | August 3, 2008

Can you make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10?

Here’s how a Singaporean would form the sentence using 1 to 10 and, better still, from 10 back to 1:

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don’t understand, I so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.

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