Be careful what you wish for

By | September 10, 2008

A state government employee sits in his office and, out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides, and takes it home.

While he polishes the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. “I wish for a beautiful castle right now!” he says, and gets one.

“I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside,” he adds, and suddenly finds himself on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish: “I wish I never have to work again.”

He’s back in his government office.

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