Mile high clubbers can now engage in their amorous activity without the risk of being caught with their pants/skirt down: phone sex on board Ryanair planes.
Michael O’Leary, Ryanair’s boss, apparently thinks nothing is wrong with offering mobile phone service on board: “You don’t take a flight to contemplate your life in silence. Our services are not cathedral-like sanctuaries. Anyone who looks like sleeping, we wake them up to sell them things.”
Perhaps he could have added: “And if you find you don’t like our inflight service, we have six exits.”
So much for mobile phones interfering with flight instruments.