This is probably every geek’s dream “gadget”. The Geekini, as it is called, is the brainchild of French designer John Nouanesing. The classic two-piece bikini features strategically placed A, B and directional buttons from the original Nintendo controller. The design is guaranteed to excite geeky male gamers. Not so sure about the advantage for female gamers, although one can argue that they would be able to hold their cards closer to their… er, bosoms.
Unfortunately, the Geekini is just a concept at the moment. But no hurry. You’ll probably need some time to rope in a volunteer to let you test drive the product.