Category Archives: Funny Stuff

5 ways to annoy people

1. Repeat everything someone says, as a question 2. Produce a YouTube video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings 3. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment 4. Begin all your sentence with the words “Pursuant to… Read More »

What did you say your name is?

I hate to make fun of people’s names (I’m lying, of course), but I would really like to meet up with Rupert and hear him introduce himself. Or give him that incredulous look when I get his business card. Related stuff: 賈莊潔芬 Names to avoid Help spread the word!

When will a fact sound vaguely vulgar?

When it involves the following statements: Oedipus was a motherfucker. A zebra is a hell of a lot bigger than an A bra. Bisexuals masturbate with either hand. Castration takes balls. Even a rat likes to go into a different hole every now and then. Related stuff: One man’s vulgarity is another’s lyric Help spread… Read More »