Category Archives: Listicles


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You’re fired!

In a blog post titled “10 CEOs To Go In 2009“, 24/7 Wall St. compiled a list of chief executives who should get the boot. No prize for guessing GM’s Rick Wagoner made the list. Apparently, this is no idle musings as seven of the 10 on last year’s roster are gone. Without further ado,… Read More »

10 reflections in life

1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 2. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200… Read More »

10 strategies in waging flame wars

1. Accuse the other party of your worst faults.2. Dwell on other people’s errors. Correct them at every opportunity.3. Insist that you are misunderstood.4. Never apologise unequivocably. If forced to apologise, justify yourself in a way that makes it sound like the other party was responsible for your actions.5. Try to be many things at… Read More »