In a blog post titled “10 CEOs To Go In 2009“, 24/7 Wall St. compiled a list of chief executives who should get the boot. No prize for guessing GM’s Rick Wagoner made the list. Apparently, this is no idle musings as seven of the 10 on last year’s roster are gone. Without further ado,… Read More »
1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 2. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200… Read More »
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In”. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction,… Read More »
1. Accuse the other party of your worst faults.2. Dwell on other people’s errors. Correct them at every opportunity.3. Insist that you are misunderstood.4. Never apologise unequivocably. If forced to apologise, justify yourself in a way that makes it sound like the other party was responsible for your actions.5. Try to be many things at… Read More »
1. You always say goodbye last.2. You take a trip because you need some time alone, and he drives you to the airport but drops you off the curb.3. Your birthday. You invite him to a celebration dinner with your family and friends. He arrives 45 minutes late.4. After he introduces you to the best-looking… Read More »
1. He always says “I love you” first.2. You take a trip because you need some time alone, and he picks you up at the airport.3. You always finish first.4. Your birthday. You want to go out with your friends – and they have to break it to you that he’s planning a big surprise… Read More »