“Russia’s big and so is China.”– George W. Bush, G-8 summit, 17 July 2006 “And so, in my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years —… Read More »
Dumbyanoun: Person who suffers from brain malfunction resulting in long usage of alcohol and drugs. Has problems speaking intelligently and has low IQ. Also suffers delusions of greatness and high self importance. Can not accept critisim. Lies compulsively. During a recent press conference, US president George Bush dismissed concerns about lack of political progress in… Read More »
Apparently, Bush is staying the course. 14 September 2007: “The principle guiding my decisions on troop levels in Iraq is ‘return on success.’ The more successful we are, the more American troops can return home.” 11 January 2007: “The situation in Iraq is unacceptable to the American people – and it is unacceptable to me.… Read More »
After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive”, Osama bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773HBush was baffled, so he… Read More »
1. Fabricate evidence to show that Osama bin Laden is hiding in Iran2. Declare war on Iran3. Amend the Constitution to vest unlimited power in Bush as commander-in-chief4. Extend Bush’s term as U.S. president for another four years5. Give Bush all the money he wants These five steps are aimed at enabling Bush to send… Read More »
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Comedian James Adomian impersonates US president George Bush in delivering his State of the Union address. (Be sure to watch the Democratic response at the end.) Related posts:State of the Union videoBush still in state of denial Technorati Tags: James Adomian State of the Union George Bush video parody Help spread the word!
George Bush, U.S. president during the State of the Union address on 28 January 2003: “Throughout the 20th century small groups of men seized control of great nations, built armies and arsenals, and set out to dominate the weak and intimidate the world.” Wow, for once Bush is not lying. Of course, I’m assuming that… Read More »
So, Saddam Hussein was dead and buried. But rather than usher in a new era in Iraq as U.S. President George Bush no doubt had hoped, his death sparked renewed sectarian violence. No wonder. Far from being “an important milestone in Iraq becoming a democracy”, the hanging is widely seen as an occupying power’s jungle… Read More »
In the United States, a guy is in his car on the motorway when it arrives at traffic jam. A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy rolls down his window and asks “What’s happening?” The other guy says “Terrorists have taken Bush hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they will pour… Read More »