Tag Archives: Bush

The idiot strikes again

Dumbyanoun: Person who suffers from brain malfunction resulting in long usage of alcohol and drugs. Has problems speaking intelligently and has low IQ. Also suffers delusions of greatness and high self importance. Can not accept critisim. Lies compulsively. During a recent press conference, US president George Bush dismissed concerns about lack of political progress in… Read More »

Letter to Bush

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive”, Osama bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773HBush was baffled, so he… Read More »

Donation for Bush

In the United States, a guy is in his car on the motorway when it arrives at traffic jam. A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy rolls down his window and asks “What’s happening?” The other guy says “Terrorists have taken Bush hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they will pour… Read More »