Tag Archives: health

Dieter’s guide to weight loss during sex

Activity Calories Burned REMOVING CLOTHESWith partner’s consent………………… 12Without partner’s consent…………….. 187 UNHOOKING BRAUsing two calm hands……………………. 7Using one trembling hand……………….. 96 GETTING INTO BEDLifting partner…………………………. 15Dragging partner along the floor……….. 16Using skateboard………………………… 3 ACHIEVING ERECTIONFor normal, healthy man……………. 2 1/4For normal healthy women……………. 549Losing erection………………………… 1/4Searching for it………………………. 115 PUTTING ON PROPHYLACTICWith erection……………………….. 1 1/4Without… Read More »

When will it really expire?

Who determines the appropriate expiry date (or “expiration date” in American English) of a product (particularly a food item)? Have you ever wondered if your can of Coke will remain bubbly for another year as indicated on the expiry date? Well, I have. And I tried to dig up some info on this topic: Nothing… Read More »

Got milk? No thanks!

If you want to avoid breast cancer, give up dairy products. That’s according to professor Jane Plant, author of Your Life in Your Hands, who battled the so-called “middle-class disease” and won. Professor Plant (quite an apt surname for someone who advocates a non-dairy diet) believes that the link between dairy produce and breast cancer… Read More »

Exercise? Forget it!

It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month. A man spent $400 to join a health club last year, but hasn’t lost a pound. Apparently,… Read More »

Chicken anyone?

Is it any surprise we have bird flu? Now if someone can tell me more about pigs… Early dawn, a worker starts the day by riding around to collect dead chickens Asking around for dead chickens Total of 5 riders are hired by the boss to visit farms to buy dead chickens A dead chicken… Read More »

Acai Berry spam e-mails on the loose

What exactly is açaí? It’s a South American berry extract that purportedly fights cancer and cellulite. With bikini season rapidly approaching, the promise of weight loss by this Amazon wonder berry is setting related spam e-mails on the loose. Just take a look at these examples: Try No.1 Acai Berry(WieghtLoss Superfood) by Oprah & Dr.… Read More »