God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you… Read More »
Tried to find God on Twitter and this is what came up. Sample tweets: Did you hear about the dyslexic person who tried to commit suicide? He threw himself behind a bus! Sry, had to share. Not very godly of me. Can’t argue w this email: “@God why have you forsaken us? why did you… Read More »
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, “Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge… Read More »
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In the beginning there was the computer. And God said, c:>Let there be light Enter user id. c:>God Enter password. c:>Omniscient Password incorrect. Try again. c:>Omnipotent Password incorrect. Try again. c:>Technocrat And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. c:>Let there be light] Unrecognizable command. Try again. c:>Create light Done c:>Run heaven and… Read More »
During the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, one morning’s executions began with three men: a rabbi, a Catholic priest, and a rationalist skeptic. The rabbi was marched up onto the platform first. There, facing the guillotine, he was asked if he had any last words. And the rabbi cried out, “I believe in… Read More »