Tag Archives: workplace

Biting the hands that feed them

I usually reserve a fair bit of sympathy for unions threatening industrial actions to force employers to come to the negotiation table, but not when they show complete disregard to customers, as in the case of the work-to-rule action to be enforced by the Cathay Pacific Airways Flight Attendants’ Union. Under the work-to-rule guidelines: “All… Read More »

How to file your daily report

An insurance agent, instead of making sales, spent the afternoon watching an X-rated movie. When he went back to the office, he wrote on his daily report: “Saw two people who weren’t covered.” Technorati Tags: work report insurance sales joke Help spread the word!

Newcomer’s dialogue

Here’s a not-so-typical conversation that could take place at the pantry. Current employee: So… how do you find the new place? Newcomer: Well, I took a left turn… Technorati Tags: newcomer dialogue Help spread the word!

Multitasking

Here’s a new definition of “multitasking“: Multiple people working on the same task. Now you know why there’s widespread unemployment. Technorati Tags: multitasking definition unemployment funny photo Help spread the word!