Giving 103% at work

By | January 22, 2007

I’m sure you have all been to those business meetings where the boss extorts, oops, exhorts employees to strive to achieve 101% of the target.

Well, let’s one-up the situation (two, if you do the math). Here’s a formula that might prove helpful in delivering 103% results:

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

equals:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% Only

But:
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

However:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So now you know what it takes to do the job.

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