Life of an egg

By | May 29, 2007

So you thought your life is bad? Now, imagine if you’re an egg.

  • You’ll only get laid once.
  • It takes four minutes to get hard and two minutes to get soft.
  • You have to share a box with 11 other guys.
  • The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

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