The most offensive song ever

By | December 24, 2009

Lyrics below:

Howdy Ho.
the Virgin Mary was sleepin’
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, “You are to be the virgin mother.”
and Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, “I’m not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year.”
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
“My child, have no fear.”

cause, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town and sucked some semen down,
You’re still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.

‘Cause you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there’s no room at the inn, then it’s not considered a sin
so suck my dick and get the fuck away!(laughs)

Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman’s touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin Mary
You can suck all the dick you want
Every one in the nation.
Fellatio ain’t no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you’ll still be a virgin cause there was no penetration!

So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick. They’ll say “Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!”
‘Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.

[slowing] ‘Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy.
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

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LOL!!! The YouTube vid has been removed unfortunately..