Confucius says…

By | February 23, 2010

He who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
He who runs behind bus get exhausted.
He who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
He who goes to sleep with stiff problem wakes up with solution in hand.
He who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
She who sits on jockey’s lap gets hot tip.
She who sits on judge’s lap gets honourable discharge.
She who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Couple on 7-day honeymoon makes hole weak.
Rape impossible. Woman runs faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.

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