New Singapore national pledge

By | March 2, 2010

We, the residents of Singapore, pledge ourselves as one united people; regardless of race, language, religion and nationality, to build a democratic society, based on depressed wages and income inequality, so as to achieve happiness, prosperity and progress for our ministers, whose salaries are pegged only to GDP growth.

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Hahaha!

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…to achieve happiness, prosperity and progress for our ministers, whose salaries are pegged only to GDP growth."

Should be changed to 'for our ministers, whose salaries are pegged only to top earners'

It explains why it's advantageous to our ministers to have high income equality as their pay is pegged to the top, irregardless of how low the bottom drops.

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We the OCCUPANTs of singapore, regardless of nationalities,race , language, religion or sexual orientation pledge ourselves as one unitied working machine so as to achieve targeted economic growth at all cost in order to maintain our well paid goverment. blar blar blar …………(need input from valued commentators)